Sandwich "No, zombie, no, eat my food and take my women but don't you dare to lay a finger on me!"

Imagine, it's kind of summer and you are hungry. Not so hungry to have something serious but still it's bad enough. Now, imagine, you accidentally have an avocado and maybe a piece of salmon. Does this ring a bell? Right (or no-no-no, wrong, how could you think of that!), it's a sandwich time! What our life would be without sandwiches? A fainting pathetic parody on itself! So, remove the peel from avocado (it's easy if you use a tablespoon), add a bit of salt and lemon juice or concentrate to it and turn it into a greenish mass as if you were trying to come up with how to mimic the alien brain in a B-movie about a clash between aliens and alien zombies. This mass is called a mysterious word guacamole and if you put it on your door post not a single iguana will invade your house. But if you spread this mass on a piece of bread and put a slice of smoked salmon on top then you will get a delicious and super nutritious sandwich. Highly not recommended after 9 pm!